Three names you go by:

Marnix

Hoe

Hard-gay

Three screen names you’ve had:

Lethys

Defenestration

ImANiceGuyNL (don’t Judge)

Three things you’ve done in the last 33 minutes:

Playing LoL

LoL

LoL

Three things you like about yourself:

My farts

My brains

My butt

Three things you dislike about yourself:

My kuthaar

My voice

Never having anything to talk about with other people

Three parts of your origins:

100% dutch

Three things you’re afraid of:

Losing my intelligence

Toilets not liking my rape

Being raped

Three things you’re wearing right now:

Pants

Sweater

Headphones

Three things of your everyday essentials:

Food

Water

Something to do

Three important objects:

Computer

Toilet

… idk

Three of your favourite bands:

Sonata Arctica

Dream Theater

Stone Sour

Three ways to be happy:

Not being sad

Watching happy stuff

Sitting on tha toilet

Three favourite songs at present:

A Change of Seasons – Dream Theater

Blinded No More – Sonata Arctica

Through Glass – Stone Sour

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:

Raping a laundry machine

No idea… 

Three things you regret:

I don’t regret anything

Three things you want in a relationship:

Good smelling farts

Being comfortable

Having a good time

Three important things you’ve given to the world:

Carbon dioxide (Trees can’t live without)

> : Nothing else

Two truths and a lie:

I’m gay

I’m extremely gay

I’m really gay

Three physical things you like in a partner:

Smile

Arms

Legs

Three things you just can’t do:

Rape a person

Curl my tongue

Doing my homework earlier than the day before it’s supposed to be done

Three things you miss from your past:

No worries about anything

Being silly without feeling really dumb

Being cute

Three gifts you would like to receive:

A car

A helicopter

A zeppelin

Three reasons why you are who you are:

Because of stuff

Because of people

Because I haven’t been raped

Three of your favourite hobbies:

Playing games

Wow i don’t have any other hobbies

Three things you would like to do really baldy right now:

Traveling to Sweden

Pooping

Raping a toilet

Three careers you’re considering:

Neurologist

Something to do with being a doctor

Something else to do with being a doctor

Three places you want to go for holiday:

Australia

Turkey

California

Three cartoon characters:

Penny the Platypus

Dora

Cheese in the fridge

Three boys names:

Bob

Bobby

Boob (wait….)

Three girls names:

idk

Three things you want to do before you die:

Slap someone with a wet sock

Slap someone with a dry sock

Slap a dry sock with a wet sock

ruhani:

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Oww come on Ru, you know that’s not true… She doesn’t replace you and she never will. I really want to have fun and laugh with you but I don’t know what else to do if you just say no. It’s not nearly as fun without you there and I really wish you would just jump along on Skype with us. You’re not losing me… Sure Jannat, Matt and I are having fun, but I wish you were there all the time.

Remember when you and her would yell my name for an hour to get me to talk? It was for the exact same reason you posted here. I felt really uncomfortable and jealous that you were having fun without me, but I set myself over it and decided to have fun as well. I really really hope you will do the same, because it makes stuff so much better. Just talk, and you will fit in. Trust me, I know. You know I care about you and I really want to stay best friends, but we’ll both have to put effort in it.

Please come have fun with us the next time. :(

[Name]- Marnix
[Relationship Status]- Single
[Gender]- Male
[Birthday]- May 28th
[Sign]- Gemini
[Hair Colour]- Dark-blondishy
[Eye Colour]- The same colour as diarrhea.
[Height]- Around 1.80m I guess o-o
[Interested In]- Farts, senghats, thongs, clogs… That kind of stuff

—————-• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •—————-•

[Favourite Clothing Store]- Don’t have any :O
[Favourite Designer]- no u
[Sexiest Outfit]- Nekkid
[Most Comfortable Outfit]- They’re all pretty much the same O:
[Usual Outfit]- Everything o-o
[Warm Weather] – T-shirts and pants. I hate shorts. ):
[Cold Weather] – Sweater and pants… I’m so boring

———————• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • —————————-

[Shampoo]- I don’t care about shampoo
[Current Song Through Headphones]- How I Go by Yellowcard
[Last Call]- Probably my mom o-o I don’t know…
[Number of Online Buddies]- About… 10 I talk to regularly? I guess.

——————• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •————————-

[Food]- Stuff that tastes good
[Girls Names]- I’ll fill this in later ): idk…
[Guys Names]- I’ll fill this in later ): idk…
[School Subjects]- Biology :D
[Animals]- ANTEATERS

————————• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •——————-

[Smoked]- oh hell naww!
[Bungee Jumped]- Nope, too big of a pussy
[Regurgitated On Purpose]- Nope
[Skinny Dipped]- whatsthat
[Fallen In Love]- I guess? ): idk
[Pictured Your Love Naked]- ohbby
[Cried When Death Occurred]- The only person I really cared about died when I was young. No idea if I cried
[Lied]- Ofc
[Fallen For Your Best Friend]- Nuhhhh
[Rejected Someone]- I make sammiches for everyone
[Used Somebody]- As far as I know I didn’t
[Regretted An Action]- Who doesn’t

—————-• × • C U R R E N T • × •———————

[Clothes]- BANANAS, IN PYJAMA’S, ARE COMING DOWN THE STAIRS
[Desktop]- Too lazy
[CD In Player]- What’s a C- Oh wait! Right… The thing after video tapes.
[DVD In Player]- Nothing

————————• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •———————————

[Touched]- Myself. OLOLOLOL
[Instant Messaged]- Ruhani
[Talked Online With]- … Ruhani
[“Sexed It Up With”]- Toilet

————-• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •————

[Kill]- Justin Bieber
[Slap]- Myself.
[Get Wasted With]- Obama.
[Get High With]- OBAMA!!
[Talk to Offline]- Ruhani again
[Talk to Online]- And another Ruhani. IMSOBORINGIKNOW

———————-• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × •———————-

[Coke Or Pepsi]- Pepsehh.
[Flowers Or Candy]- Flowers are for gays. And women. I’m both. FLOWERS!!!!!!
[Tall or Short]- I don’t care.

———————-• × • W H O • × • ———————-

[Makes You Laugh The Most]- Ruhani. 5^th time I mentioned you.
[Makes You Smile]- 6^th time.
[Gives You A Funny Feeling At A Glance]- Mario

——————-• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •————————-

[Sit On The Internet Waiting For A Certain Someone To IM]- Kinda of. ):
[Wish You Were The Opposite Sex]- Wish is the wrong word. ): I’d like to know what it’s like tho, peeing out of your bum.
[Wish You Were Younger]- Yas ;-; I hate growing up. I wan stay young
[Cried Because Of A Statement Somebody Spoke]- Probably…

——• × • N U M B E R • ו———————

[Number of Heartbreaks]- A few. ):
[Number of Guys I Have Kissed]- Over 9000!!!!!
[Number of Girls I Have Kissed]
[CDs I Own]- None.
[Scars On My Body]- A few… Not too many.

YOU JUST GOT RICKR- wait a minute… I actually love his voice…